December 6, 2003
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Bref Mince
I met a girl the other day, very cute. Started chatting it up across the table. Soon was able to chat it up beside her, when BAM! A wave of stench eminated from her oral passages. All I could think about was Tic Tac, Mentos, Listerine, bref mince!
Baby boy you stay on my mind, fulfill my fantasy (C’ mon girl tell me ha ya feel)
I think about you all the time, I see you in my dream (Ya dun know da love is real)
Oh and here’s another girl story I’ve been meaning to tell. There are these two girls that I see every once in a while when I’m out partying, quite cute, seem nice. They seem to be at a lot of the places I’m at actually. Anyways, got to talking to them after a while, you know one of those “Hey nice seeing you again how have you been since last week’s party” type of conversations.
Anyways, couple weeks ago, I bump into them (they’re always together) at Guandii, a club that recently started playing Hip Hop every weekend and is slowly starting to build a modest crowd. We start chatting it up and Lina (one of them) says “Hey come with me, my mom is here” and proceeds to bring me to meet her mom. Already, I’m thinking to myself that China becomes weirder by the minute. So reluctantly, I follow Lina and her friend to the table where Lina’s mom is stationed when I realize, hello, both moms are there. Not only are they there, they are dancing to Beyonce’s Baby Boy like no tomorrow. So I say Hi, very tempted to add, “Your daughters are very bad girls, I see them everywhere with everyone, and they say naughty things to me”, but I don’t because now I understand where they might have gotten it from. One mom grabbed me and started dancing with me. I felt so dirty, and if you could have seen my face, you would have totally understood how uncomfortable I felt. But hey, they’re playing a song I like so I start dancing with this musta been 40-something year old woman. All the while, I’m dancing while walking backwards and slowly fading from the scene towards the bar so that I can wash my corruption down with some cleansing alcohol.
Messed up right? Well, I thought that was enough surprises for one day, until I asked Lina “Does your mom party with you all the time? That is so strange!” Only to be dumbfounded by her response… “Yeah, she’s on E right now.”
“Riiiiiight… I think I have to go now.”
Comments (13)
omg… you danced with her mom and she was on E??
hahah… woah… people in china… that’s craaazy…. don’t know many (actually, don’t think i know any people) who would club with their moms over here 
haha If I bring my mom clubbing…..I’ll be damn if she can pick up guys faster than me. haha
omg, that’s too much! apparently, one of my friends bumped into one of hs friend’s parents at guv…that’s sooo messed up! eew! gross…
that is so messed up. how come werid things happen to you all the time?
hahahahahahahahahahhaha. a case of “stacey’s mom” ?
XD If I brought my boyfriend clubbing, he’d steal all the girls AND guys… Props to you for that awkward situation. ^_~ – k.B.
Was she at least a MILF??? I’ll give you credit for that if she was.
“Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Stacy, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me?
I know I might be wrong but
I’m in love with Stacy’s mom”
hmmm…….sorta scary i would say but its all good…I guess well i thought i wanted to be a social mum when i had kids butnot to that extent at least. next time we are out and I see you with a 40+ old woman i will come cut in and dance you away from the situation…kisses *poof*
amazing Si……gotta hand it to you….you’re not only good looking able to attract young honeys but also the old ones eh??? I wish I’ve your talent….hahahahahahahahaha
I think Paul and I will surprise you sometime in Janurary…..is that ok???
Party party…..
Ball
hahahahhahahahah..funny yet… totally disgustin
hey dude, happened to stumble across your site, and found it interesting cuz I work and live in shanghai too. Never met any mothers on E, though but i’m sure there’s a place for everything, even in China…
that’s just weird. It sure ain’t like that in Korea!
lol… i think i know lina =]