January 22, 2002
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20
That's about the number of times I have had to shit the last 2 days. Why you ask? Because some fucking assfuck of a fuckass doesn't know how to boil water properly here, or cook properly, or clean properly or something. I've been having to run to the the damn crouching toilets almost every 2 hours because my bowels kept moving. Now, normally diarrea doesn't scare me. I've eaten wrong things before, and have shat runny shit for days many times and before. But on top of the stomach pains, the cold freezes, the intestinal gas, this time, I started noticing blood when I wiped. Upon closer examination of my stool, I noticed traces of blood.
I'm very stubborn about doctors and medicine. I don't take medicine because I believe I have white blood cells for a reason. Besides, if my body is used to being fed medicine every time the little tummy wummy aches, how the hell am I going to handle a big situation? Well, blood for me always equals a big situation. If you ever travel to China, or anywhere in Asia, remember these 2 very important things:
1. Get all your necessary shots. I don't remember what they are, ask your doctor. Get them like 3-6 months in advance. Yes Marv, get them now.
2. Buy insurance. I've shopped around, The Co-operators work with a company that covers me here in SH for $1CDN a day. That's the cheapest I found in Canada. It covers all medical up to $5 Million CDN. That means if I have to get heart surgery and the hospitals where you are don't have the facilities, you will be flown by helicopter to nearest one with the right facilities so that you won't die.
Why shots? Because you can catch all this nasty stuff out here. I was so ignorant to so many of these nasty diseases while I was in Canada. You kinda take cleanliness for granted you know? Shots help you defend against some of these viruses/diseases etc.
Why insurance? Because in a city like Shanghai, when it comes to my health, I want to be given the best treatment. I don't quite trust the hospitals here yet, nor the doctors. They're like 10 times cheaper, but I'm not going to bargain with my life.
Anyhow, to make a long story short, the American doctor looked up my ass, gave me some pills and sent me home. My shit still comes every couple hours a day, but much less frequently and it is solid again, and no blood. I was even okay to go out last night to Xin Tian Di and barhop till midnight, able to hit Rojam ladies night till 2, then Cashbox Karaoked till about 4am, accompanied a girl home (just dropped her off) sleep for about 2 hours and write an exam this morning at 8:30.
Well, Kerrey is such a hottie! Very smart, very mature, and such a beautiful smile!!!! But man, such a friggin' gold digger. Where are the perfect ones??? WHERE?
Anyways, got to take a dump again. When next I write, I should be in HK. See you there.
PS: If you wanna see something nasty, click X. That's the shit I have to put up with here sometimes. (Not for the faint at heart, but after seeing this, I hope you can understand why it PAINS me right this very moment to have to even think about it!)
Comments (7)
Ok, that is SICK!
I guess we do take a lot of things for granted. Often times, it takes us more than thinking to realize that we've go so much more than others. Anyway, hope you are feeling better. I'm like you. I hate going to the doctor but in the past year, I've been there way too many times, more than I've probably been during my whole life. Well, a slight exaggeration, but I think you get the picture.
Oooooooooohh...... oops eh??? HAha (nice pic)
Bleeding ass you say? Sounds like a "gay rendezvous" to me.... typical symptoms include ass burning and bleeding... back me up on this one igK (sound about right??)
All jokes aside.... what happened man? Dysenteria? Here's something for it, try to eat some cottage cheese, it'll help return your bacteria levels in your gut back to normal.
Final note: Doctors probing near ass = bad thing
dude, did you purposely not boil the water in order to get your ass probed. it's ok, you can tell me the truth, i won't tell anyone...how many fingers were involved anyway?...i'm guessing three.
eeeeewwwwwwww....that was gross, i'm sure it's hard enuf to deal with that hole on the floor (was in china once myself before, and i REFUSED to poo or pee in it) but to use it when you have the sloppy shits?!?!?!? yuckyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! i hope you didn't wear your good sneakers....maybe it's time to invest in platform shoes ... hahahha...so you're higher from the ground, but then again...if you're higher, that means bigger splash, right? kekekeke....sorry, had to laugh at that one.
KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!! Oww, cramps!
yuck... would not want to get the runs standing over that thing!! wow, how long would you have to crouch over that thing for?
1 eprop- cuz i was kinda disgusted- eew... that was gross- are there bugs crawling on the walls too? big diff from HK huh? lucky ur outta there for now
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