January 10, 2002
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Top 10 Most Annoying Habits I've Picked Up in China
10. Peace sign when taking pictures
9. Piss in the showerstall
8. Stare at white people whenever I see them
7. Deteriorating Engrish
6. Smoke on occasion
5. Eavesdrop on people's conversations
4. Talk with food in my mouth
3.Haggle shopkeepers/cab drivers over 5 kuai ($1CDN) and refuse to do business otherwise.
2. Starting to believe in the magical healing properties of herbal tea
1. Hum Chinese pop songs when by myself
FACK.
Comments (9)
omg.
you're a fob.
don't you dare make the peace sign again! have you rearranged your room according to the books???
hahha...I should give you minus eProps!
lol
fly yourself out of the mainland before ur doomed buddy
#9: "George Costanza" ohmigawd!!!!
haha... yeah, you sound like a bonafide mainlander buddy!
You're turning more and more like Ron everyday. You better not be wearing army pants when you get back.
hahhahahhaa....you've turned into a fob! hahaaha...jk
You are so funny, I'm sure you still have your cool. Just don't dress Fob.
Kirby's comment is soooo funny! =)
Wait... you're not hardcore mainland yet. Until you start squating and spitting everywhere...you know when they make that ugly noise... "ccccccccuuugh"... to build it up and out comes a huge luggy (sp?). You're still ok... for now.
Btw, Simon... I think I've seen you do #10, 8, 5, 2, 1 in Canada... and I'm sure you've done #9 secretly.
lol oh my goodness..... how hilarious! Number 1, 3 , and 10 are pretty scary.. think you should go by the alias FOB_MAN from now on. =P
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