Okay… it’s official.  See the below email, word has gotten out and I’m running for prez.

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Wow, so I must thank my friend James for hooking me up with WiTopia… now I can blog freely from China and surf for pron! 

So I just came back from a small trip to Hong Kong.  I seriously spent more than I should have.  Everything was on sale, and two Gucci belts, a pair of Tod’s shoes and various t-shirts and dress shirts later, I find myself a lot poorer.  Why can’t money grow on trees?  Or just one tree and I own that tree?

But seriously though, did you guys watch  the Olympics Opening ceremony?  I saw it in a small bar in Hong Kong and when the lights went off when the drummers were drumming with the glow sticks, the whole bar started going nuts.  Surrounded by Indians, Australians, Brits, Hong Kongnese and Canadians, the whole crowd erupted with cheers and applause.  How amazing.  I wish, however, Zhang Yimou’s comment on this being the best and that London couldn’t top this one was kept to himself.  Everyone knows it was the craziest shyte, but did he have to be the arrogant director and say it out?  Anyways, I suppose he has every right to be proud.  It was spectacular.  China, add oil…