July 10, 2004

• Engrish so Terribo!

  
  

  My friend had this SMS sent to him…

  
  

  “Every time i see you smile, my heart beating so FAST+STRONG… face like burning… so i never watch yr face over more than 30SEC..look, u r the deVil-Angel”

  
  

  We laughed so hard.  We still laugh.  Every time I see him, in my canto accent I shout at the top of my lungs “You’re the devil angel!”

  
  

  Last week, this girl I met SMSed me after I asked where she was:

  
  

  “I am with a girl friend.  We come to you.  Wanna together?”

  
  

  I wrote back “Hell yeah!” but I don’t think she understood.

  
  

  Speaking of hell, this other girl once messaged me “Go to HALL!”  Apparently she was angry with me.

  
  

  I wrote back “Yo Mama!”

  
  

  She hasn’t messaged me since.

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