July 8, 2002

  • Piss


    My friend Andy is this guy that Nick introduced to me.  He used to be an i-banker in California, then got shifted to London and then got cut at MSDW, 27 year old.  He is now in Shanghai doing what most of us do when we lose our job and have nothing else better to do... party in a new city overseas.


    I like telling fukked up stories people tell me, and his happened in college.  He was at a frat party, got completely hammered and real horny.  Horny to the point that just about anyone would do, and he got talking with a slightly larger female.  They ended up doing the nasty and on the next morning, with a terrible hangover, he woke up beside her.  She started trying to small talk with him, and then jokingly said something like, "We probably won't be seeing each other again huh?  You probably don't even remember my name do you?  Haha..."  That haha turned into a frown when a confused Andy didn't respond to her enquiry.  "You do remember my name don't you?  Andy?"  "Uhh... heh, no."  The angry slightly larger girl got up, picked up a marker and wrote across the wall of his bedroom in big letters:


    J E N N I F


    When Andy realized what she was doing, he was so angry that he got up, took his pants down, and pissed on her.


    BIATCH!

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