June 7, 2002

  • Si's Version


    It's has been 2 days since I've written.  Marv has been able to do some updating, and oh how he loves to exaggerate!  Silly Marv, tricks are for kids!


    What really happened goes more like this...


    Wednesday happened just as planned.  Il Monello's for 15RMB drinks and good music.  Nice lounge with a big expat crowd.  Afterwards, I took him to Real Love, a local dive to see how nasty a local dive can get.  It was ladies night and a lot of dirty old men were there to try to get their groove on.  Marv fit right in.  I also played wingman for my friend that night, what Marv dubs as me picking up a dirty Shanghainese girl is such an exaggeration.  If I was trying to pick her up, I would have asked for her number, I would have walked her to her cab, I would have tried to take her home.  But really, I was helping out a friend.  Marv has turned soft, doesn't really drink anymore.


    Took Marv to see the Bund yesterday.  Due to the hot weather, I opted not to do the Nanjing Road, Yuyuan Gardens thing, I'm going to break up the SH tour into chunks so that Marv doesn't sweat to death.  We went to Park 97 for a bit and then off to Pegasus to meet my other friends.  There I met a Texan girl and her friend from Providence (Tricia and Sam) and so I thought Sam was kinda cute.  I wanted to get her a drink, but my cash was getting low so I asked Marv to babysit them for me while I got some more cash.


    Upon returning I found out Marv didn't do a good job babysitting because he was nowhere to be found.  Apparently, Tricia had planted a big wet kiss on his face and scared Marvin off.  So I was left alone to try to get to know Sam.  Looking around for him, I noticed he was with another girl, a girl named Linda, she reminds me of Sandy.  For those that don't know us, our friends describe her as, "what-the-hell-is-the-matter-with-your-friend's-face" Sandy - 'nuff said type girl.  Again exaggerated, I only bought Sam 1 or 2 drinks.


    The only parts Marv wasn't really exaggerating about was Janice and Alice.  Unfortunately, I failed miserably in initiating conversation of substance with them.  It was one of those "So uhh.. how long have you been in Shanghai for?  Ooooh ya, I've asked you that already."  type deals...  Guys were all over them, including Marv.


    Today was a little bit more of a disaster, most of the places we went were kinda sucky.  We were supposed to meet the UBC girls, but they were into doing different things than us and so basically it was Marv and me bouncing around from bar to bar.  Momentum picked up near the end of the evening at this new club called Mei.


    Why doesn't he drink anymore?  What did you boys do to him back home man?  I didn't drink that much either because I'd be the stupid drunk guy hanging around Marv if I did.

Comments (10)

  • DOES IT MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET ANYONE'S PHONE NUMBER?

  • lol. reading bout you and marv's accounts are hilarious. reading from both sides of the story, i think i can get a general idea of what really happened. haha. and i dont even know you guys!

  • yeah, marv has become quite the pussy, but don't blame me, I wasn't here.

  • hahah... look on the bright side... at least you'll have someone to babysit you after you get drunk!  

  • clubbing = sex???

    no, i don't think thats the right definition Simon.  You better hold off on your male-SLUT acceptance speech.

  • you guys better post pictures.

  • You logged off msn before i could answer your question: What is the emoticon for loser?

    The answer: (SIMON)

    Warmest Regards,

    eB - NOT

  • You two are quite the catty little bitches on xanga, eh? Is this like some kind of couples-therapy for you two? Trade insults over the net, then have wicked make-up sex after clubbing?

    Yeah Marv has grown a vagina lately. Mister I-don't-drink-beer.

    So which one of you boned Sandy then?

  • of course marvin... he always brings her up in conversations.  even in xanga, he mentions her first. 

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